Yesterday Mike and I were walking out of the house and noticed Creepy Neighbor Man and his wife greeting someone at their front door. The man they were greeting was delivering toys because CNM's wife is PREGNANT! Like 'having the baby tomorrow' PREGNANT! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I couldn't believe it. I stopped and my jaw dropped. That woman is having a baby with the cheesedick! Better yet...if we both still reside in that neighborhood in 5 years...our kids will be at the same school, in the same grade. HOLY SHIT, HELL NO!
This means she was PREGNANT! when he tried to attack me! Again...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! What a SORRY SON OF A BITCH!
2 comments:
I think it's time to mass mail letters to anyone you can think of that might persuade those he is leasing from to kick him out.
You could burn a cross on his front yard. Spraypaint obsenities on his garage door. Vandalize his car. Do things that might scare the guy into leaving. Of course, he may have so many restraining orders against him, that he's trapped into living in tha one small lot of land.
Try exploring a restraining order.
In the meantime, invest in pepper spray.
You should salt is front yard or "water" it with Round Up. Nothing like cursed ground to make you think it's time to leave.
You could have friends write the letters and use return addresses of neighbors on your street. You don't have to use false names.
I'm good at writing angry letters. Just give me some details.
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