Yesterday Mike and I were walking out of the house and noticed Creepy Neighbor Man and his wife greeting someone at their front door. The man they were greeting was delivering toys because CNM's wife is PREGNANT! Like 'having the baby tomorrow' PREGNANT! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I couldn't believe it. I stopped and my jaw dropped. That woman is having a baby with the cheesedick! Better yet...if we both still reside in that neighborhood in 5 years...our kids will be at the same school, in the same grade. HOLY SHIT, HELL NO!
This means she was PREGNANT! when he tried to attack me! Again...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! What a SORRY SON OF A BITCH!
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Creepy Neighbor Man, Part Seven
Okay, so there may end up being a Creepy Neighbor Man, Part Eighty Six before this is all said and done. Yesterday was CNM's hearing. He did show up this time...guess he deserves a pat on the back. Yeah, okay. I assumed it would be over yesterday, but I was wrong. He's trying to get an attorney. Apparently he's hired one but that attorney is waiting for payment. The guy looks like a real goober and his website is awful (http://www.rhjrlaw.com/). CNM's new hearing is scheduled for January 18. Sheesh, that's a long time away!
So, I spoke with the Criminal Prosecutor, who was super nice. The prosecutor told me CNM does have a criminal history, mostly stuff from the 90s. Great! Of course, that may help my case. He wanted to know if CNM and I had ever had some kind of relationship. I laughed and replied, "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" The prosecutor thinks CNM must have some kind of infatuation with me. This past Monday afternoon I got home from running some errands and the cheesedick was outside. I had to make two trips cause I had so much stuff to carry in. On my second trip, he stood in his driveway and stared at me as I walked to my truck. Then the mother f-er had the balls to wave at me. HE WAVED AT ME! It was like a "hey, how's it going?" wave. What a freak! I want to beat his ass!
So, I spoke with the Criminal Prosecutor, who was super nice. The prosecutor told me CNM does have a criminal history, mostly stuff from the 90s. Great! Of course, that may help my case. He wanted to know if CNM and I had ever had some kind of relationship. I laughed and replied, "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" The prosecutor thinks CNM must have some kind of infatuation with me. This past Monday afternoon I got home from running some errands and the cheesedick was outside. I had to make two trips cause I had so much stuff to carry in. On my second trip, he stood in his driveway and stared at me as I walked to my truck. Then the mother f-er had the balls to wave at me. HE WAVED AT ME! It was like a "hey, how's it going?" wave. What a freak! I want to beat his ass!
Monday, November 26, 2007
Mondays Are Stupid
So, here it is, Monday after a long holiday weekend. Sucks!...especially when you can't figure out why you even bothered coming to work. Work stinks. Work gives me a headache...from staring at my computer all day. I have nothing to do at work but a million and one things I could be doing at home. Sheesh! The real world is a crock!
Thanksgiving rocked though! I ate entirely too much food (after the doctor told me I've gained 2 more pounds than I should)! What the heck, man, I want to eat cheeseburgers and fries for every meal. Guess I should eat carrots and other healthy shit. Yuck!
We took a family photo or photos. It took 4 tries and before each snap the boys said a few choice words. I don't think they were having much fun, but they kept making us girls laugh...hence 4 tries. We played the Wii which was hilarious! Ryan really gets into it. I don't know how he didn't pull something. Ryan, Mike and I each killed a deer. (Frank doesn't count...he missed!) I, of course, cried
as soon as I pulled the trigger. I tried to pretend it was Creepy Neighbor Man, but I still cried. It wasn't my first deer, but it was definitely my last. Mike killed the deer that Frank had missed. She had pierced ears. And the best part of all...Badger thought it would be neat to eat the insides of the deer 10 minutes before we left to come home. We had no idea how much he had eaten until we found it in our back seat, 3 minutes after we had left. It was a big, bloody mess. Mike had to clean it up. I gagged just looking at it. I have 
no idea how that little dog ate so much...I don't know where he put it. So now our truck smells like a mixture of cleaning products. GROSS!!!
It was kinda nice to get back. We hung our Christmas lights around the house and in our poor little trees (Fred and Ethel). It's Christmas time!!
Oh, and before I forget...I have bragging rights for another whole year. I can't believe it. I have to admit, I didn't have much faith, but poor Colt McCoy (McCord, as some might call him!) didn't play too well. The longhorns should find a new quarterback...bless his heart. And Coach Fran is a gonner! Gig 'Em, Ags! WHOOP!!
Thanksgiving rocked though! I ate entirely too much food (after the doctor told me I've gained 2 more pounds than I should)! What the heck, man, I want to eat cheeseburgers and fries for every meal. Guess I should eat carrots and other healthy shit. Yuck!
We took a family photo or photos. It took 4 tries and before each snap the boys said a few choice words. I don't think they were having much fun, but they kept making us girls laugh...hence 4 tries. We played the Wii which was hilarious! Ryan really gets into it. I don't know how he didn't pull something. Ryan, Mike and I each killed a deer. (Frank doesn't count...he missed!) I, of course, cried
as soon as I pulled the trigger. I tried to pretend it was Creepy Neighbor Man, but I still cried. It wasn't my first deer, but it was definitely my last. Mike killed the deer that Frank had missed. She had pierced ears. And the best part of all...Badger thought it would be neat to eat the insides of the deer 10 minutes before we left to come home. We had no idea how much he had eaten until we found it in our back seat, 3 minutes after we had left. It was a big, bloody mess. Mike had to clean it up. I gagged just looking at it. I have 
no idea how that little dog ate so much...I don't know where he put it. So now our truck smells like a mixture of cleaning products. GROSS!!!It was kinda nice to get back. We hung our Christmas lights around the house and in our poor little trees (Fred and Ethel). It's Christmas time!!
Oh, and before I forget...I have bragging rights for another whole year. I can't believe it. I have to admit, I didn't have much faith, but poor Colt McCoy (McCord, as some might call him!) didn't play too well. The longhorns should find a new quarterback...bless his heart. And Coach Fran is a gonner! Gig 'Em, Ags! WHOOP!!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Happy Turkey Day!
Nothing new or exciting to post, but I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving! I can't wait to EAT...seeing as how it's all I think about lately...well, food and sleeping!
Gig 'Em, Ags! (Please don't let me down. I do not want to wear a pink longhorn shirt out in public. I should stop betting!)
Gig 'Em, Ags! (Please don't let me down. I do not want to wear a pink longhorn shirt out in public. I should stop betting!)
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Creepy Neighbor Man, Part Six
I spoke with the County Attorney today to check on the status of the situation. She informed me that CNM’s wife had called to find out the trial date for an assault by contact charge…which has nothing to do with my case. CNM’s wife told the County Attorney that she had no idea about the criminal trespass charges (mine). The CA told the wife that CNM had to turn himself in because he had a warrant out for the trespassing charge. On Nov. 3 (Saturday) he did just that. The judge increased his bond by $3,000 and the asshole was able to bond out. So, in total he’s paid $5,000 just for my case. His new hearing is set for Nov. 27.
What a freaking idiot. The County Attorney said the only reason she was aware of the assault trial was because the wife told her. Her court doesn’t handle those cases. So, my case is not the first time this bastard has been busted. And, still, they let him walk free. I hope between the assault charges and the trespass charges, the asshole will get some kind of strict punishment. I wish I had known all of this before sending the letter to the HOA and home owner.
And all of this new information really makes it more real for me. I mean, yeah, I figured he was trying to get into my house to assault me, but now, knowing he’s assaulted someone else…he was DEFINITELY going to assault me if he had gotten in my house!
What a freaking idiot. The County Attorney said the only reason she was aware of the assault trial was because the wife told her. Her court doesn’t handle those cases. So, my case is not the first time this bastard has been busted. And, still, they let him walk free. I hope between the assault charges and the trespass charges, the asshole will get some kind of strict punishment. I wish I had known all of this before sending the letter to the HOA and home owner.
And all of this new information really makes it more real for me. I mean, yeah, I figured he was trying to get into my house to assault me, but now, knowing he’s assaulted someone else…he was DEFINITELY going to assault me if he had gotten in my house!
Where's the Lube?
Seriously...where IS the lube? Gas prices have risen, what, 30 cents in the last couple of weeks. What is wrong with our country? I remember going to the gas pump and paying 89 cents. At one point, when I lived in Hawaii, I was paying $1.30 and thought that was outrageous (when everyone else was only paying 99 cents). Where have those days gone? I would give anything to pay $1.30 for a gallon of gas. Crap, at this point, I would give anything to pay $2.00 for a gallon of gas.
Apparently some are saying at this rate, by next summer we will be paying $4.00 a gallon. At what point does someone do something? It makes me angry every time I go to the pump. I guess what makes me so angry is I can't do anything about it. I basically just have to bend over and take it in the ass...without any lube! How much is lube?
Apparently some are saying at this rate, by next summer we will be paying $4.00 a gallon. At what point does someone do something? It makes me angry every time I go to the pump. I guess what makes me so angry is I can't do anything about it. I basically just have to bend over and take it in the ass...without any lube! How much is lube?
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