Monday, October 22, 2007

Creepy Neighbor Man, Part Four

Okay, so this is the never ending story. This past Friday Mike contacted the Leander Police Dept. to inqure about warrant proceedures. He was told if he was 100% sure CNM had a warrant out for his arrest and saw him, say in his front yard, he could call the cops to let them know and they would come pick him up. Otherwise, we have to sit around and wait for the bastard to do something wrong.

My step-mother contacted the County Attorney, as she was not happy with the information I had gathered. Turns out, CNM did not have to go through a bail bondsman to get out of jail. Because it was his first offense (first time being caught, that is) he was able to put up the bond money without going through the whole bondsman process. So this means there won't be a civil suit, which I had hoped for. If there was, he'd have to come up with the other 90% of his bail. Asshole. The County Attorney connected my step-mother with someone else in the Court system. This person informed her that the warrant was not in their system. Come to find out, it was still sitting on the judge's desk...over a week later. So maybe they're a little backed up. Whoever this Court person was, promised to follow the warrant and call my step-mother as soon as it was processed, sometime this week.

CNM gets to sit at home and feel good about himself. He's gotten away with this shit, for now. We hadn't seen him in weeks, but Saturday afternoon he showed his face. His wife was sitting in the drive way with a beer watching her two kids plant flowers around their front trees, while CNM hacked away at the ground with a chain saw. Weird, right? I think he was trying to till the dirt, but who knows. I secretly was wishing the chain saw would slip and maybe he'd cut off a toe or maybe the whole foot. (Sorry, God...but c'mon, you gotta give me something here!) No luck there. And, damnit, the warrant wasn't processed yet, or I'd have called LPD. It makes me angry.

What makes me angrier is the comment my step-mother made. I made the statement, "he got off for now, but you better believe if he steps foot in my house, he won't be leaving it alive." She replied by saying, "now you need to think about his kids!" I'm sorry, did he think about his kids when he pulled his little stunt? No! Yeah, it would suck to see your "dad" go to jail and I'm sorry, but what are you teaching your kids? It's not okay to attempt to attack someone or enter someone's house without their permission. It's not okay to skip out on your court hearing. What a responsible adult he is. What a role model. His kids would probably be better off without him.

I hate the bastard. I want to spit on him. It was all I could do Saturday afternoon when I saw him not to start screaming, "you sorry mother f-er!"

I promise there will be more to come...

1 comment:

brian said...

Wait until Halloween to wreck havoc on his homestead under the guise of mischeivous teen pranksters.

At night, spray words in his lawn with RoundUp. Do this before the grass goes dormant. Or you could just put dead spots in his grass, all over the yard. Or get the concentrate, put it in your sprayer and kill his front yard.

Spread generous amounts of wild bird seed or popcorn over the yard. The resulting birds or weeds will be a great nuisance.

Send in a money order to place an ad with the CNM's phone number. Generate some excitement by advertising cheap guns, or a Corvette for $500, free rent in a beach house in exchange for some painting, nice boat for $200, or a garage sale with amazing bargains. Be sure to encourage early birds and early callers.

It doesn't get him in jail, but it sure helps you feel good for a minute. If they call the police to report anything, you could stroll over and let the officer know he has a warrant.