Friday, September 21, 2007

Creepy Neighbor Man, Part Two

This past Sunday afternoon Mike was out watering in the front yard. I was inside sleeping. Ha! Mike's minding his own business watering the almost dead flowers and notices that Creepy Neighbor Man has come outside with his two kids. While the two creepy kids start messing around in the front yard, Creepy Neighbor Man walks to the side of his house. As Mike continues watering, he looks up and notices that Creepy Neighbor Man is motioning for him to come over. Mike begins looking around to see if, possibly, this idiot is motioning somone else to come over. There's no one else outside. Mike looks back at Creepy Neighbor Man and he is still motioning for Mike to come over. Mike pretends he doesn't notice.

My first reponse was, "why didn't you go over there and beat his ass?" I mean, this guy tried to attack me and then has the nerve to motion my husband over. What, were they going to have a nice friendly neighborly chat? Thankfully, Mike didn't go over. No telling what this guy would have done, like call the cops for trespassing or something. This guy has got a lot of nerve. There's no way he can be playing with a full deck of cards. Mike's not a small guy. Why would you try to entice a not-so-small man over who is married to the woman you tried to attack? What a freaking moron!

So, do I call the County Attorney and report the "incident" to her? Will she laugh at me cause nothing really happened? I want this guy gone. It pisses me off when I see his kids riding their bikes around the neighborhood unafraid of what might happen to them. It pisses me off that he isn't afraid to come outside and try to make random conversation with his neighbors. I am afraid to go for a walk by myself. Every time I leave my house, my eyes are on his until I get in my truck and lock the doors. Then I freak out thinking that he might be hiding in the back of my truck. When I come home, my eyes don't leave his house until I am safely inside my own house. I hate that man...if you can call him a man. I shouldn't be afraid to live in my own house. I shouldn't have to be afraid to take a walk. I just shouldn't be afraid!

2 comments:

Derrick said...

Reporting him for that won't do anything, unfortunately. If I were your husband I would have made him meet me in the street if I wanted to talk with him. Then I wouldn't have let him get a word in.

Mike did the right thing. He's a better man than me.

sarad said...

Maybe let them know so they have a record of all the cooky things he does? They can't pick him up for doing that...unfortunately. Mike did the right thing. And I agree with Derrick...if CNM wants to chat, they should meet in the middle of the street. I wish this weirdo would leave the neighborhood.